I think I'm going to start a series of programming books called "What the fuck does this mean?"
I will be a co-author.
I will sit in a room with an expert programmer. I will hand them a basic tutorial question and they will write out a small response. Then they will hand it back to me.
Then I will scream "What the fuck does this mean?" And I'll hand it back to them.
They will re-write it. And hand it back to me. And I'll scream again. This will continue until I'm satisfied that what they have handed me is a coherent sentence and not some recursive brain-melting word problem.
The whole book will be written in this manner.
I may have to escalate to electric shocks during the process.